HOCKEY POEMS & SONGS!

"Zamboni" Parody by Richie S. "Mony, Mony" Originally by Billy Idol Here I come now driving a Zamboni, I love to drive cause I get good money Working all day just to make good ice now Well, first I turn the key and let the motor run I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah... Drive onto the ice (zam-zamboni) Nice ice (zam-zamboni) Keep straight (zam-zamboni) Try not to crash (zam-zamboni) In the wall (zam-zamboni) Don't fall (zam-zamboni) Please don't (zam-zamboni) Cause it's not small (zam-zamboni) Love to cut (cut) cut (cut) cut (cut) cut (cut) cut... The machine has two large conveyers Both are excellent when making layers And there's a pump that chops the ice too I lower the conditoner then lay water It gets wet (wet) wet (wet) wet (wet) wet (wet) wet... Did you remember (zam-zamboni) Lower (zam-zamboni) The blade (zam-zamboni) Don't forget the brush (zam-zamboni) Don't rush (zam-zamboni) It's nice (zam-zamboni) To cut the ice (zam-zamboni) I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah... (I want to drive the damn zamboni) So you do? (I want to drive the damn zamboni) Is it true? (I want to drive the damn zamboni) I'll teach you (I want to drive the damn zamboni) Zam-zamboni (yeah) boni (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)... Wow! (Zam-zamboni, Zam-zamboni, Zam-zamboni) I said cut it, cut it, cut it Zam-zamboni, Zam-zamboni, Zam-zamboni Cut one dry, and one wet (wet) wet (wet) wet (wet)... Zam-zamboni, Zam-zamboni

A Jesters' Fan's Season Review A year of broken promises, another, yes that's right. Paul Smith made some promises, what a load of sh*te. We beat the Sheffield Steelers, but surrendered to the Storm Out went Jukka Jalonen, Up stepped Super Mully, shame the players still were sh*te, it really wasn't funny. Tommi Satosaari, Finland's number 1?? Louis Louis Bedard, fought the league and won. Benchwarmer Pottsy, what a star, but at least he was always first to the bar. McSorely brought his goon squad, but we soon showed them the door. We brought the House of Steel down, but the end was out of sight, good night to the playoffs, the trophy's out of reach . A month's less wages Smithy, I bet you're pleased at that. So, to sum up this sh*tty season, so long and goodbye, another long lost summer, lots more sad goodbyes.