You deck the guy who says "Check, Please" You think your city's red light district is around the opposing goal You own a Zamboni You keep your Zamboni in the garage while your main car stays in the driveway. Your calendar only runs from October to June You wonder how you will get through July, August, and September The Hanson Brothers are your favorite actors. You wonder when did the Hanson Brothers start a singing career. You punish your kids with "minors", "majors", and " misconducts" You name your first son "Gordie" When someone says "two minutes", you respond "What for!?!" When you hear a siren in traffic, you wonder who scored and who got the assists. You get bored at an ice skating show because there are no fights

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